It's a good thing he's cute....

Conversations with Brian while watching TV:

Brian: Who names their baby Blue Ivy? Ha ha ha ha ha 

Deb: Jay-Z and Beyonce

Brian: Huh? They had BABY?? Wow. He's not attractive enough for Beyonce' to even sleep with.... 
Deb: Well, people get married and have babies, much like we did, so...
Brian: Wait - They're MARRIED?
Deb: ......Um..............................Do you live on this planet?


This is what happens when you channel surf ESPN and FOX.


Be jealous ladies.