Brian: Oh look – they did win.
B: The Capitals.
D: Who’d they play and where?
B: They played in Pittsburgh.
D: Really??? They Won? In Pittsburgh???
B: Well, they won in the regular season….
D: So it’s the playoffs?
B: It’s only been three games, honey…
D: But you just said “They won in regular season", so WTF?
B: You didn't let me finish – what I was saying was, they consistently won against Pittsburgh in the regular season… It was the playoffs when...
D: Well, you didn't clarify so I wasn't sure what you were saying. So what about the playoffs? They lost against Pittsburgh in the playoffs?
B: Honey, they won the Stanley Cup.
D: The Caps won the Stanley Cup? When? I thought the season just started? So is it playoffs and they lost? But you said the Caps won...
B: Oh my God.
D: I’m so confused….
B: Me too.
B: Baseball season starts tomorrow. You should start following baseball too.